By Jennifer Fritch
LOVE is not for everyone.
Avoid LOVE if you are not prepared, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.
If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomfort from LOVE, these may be signs of a rare, but serious condition, called infatuation.
Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been reported in people taking LOVE. These events may be related directly to LOVE, or to other factors, such as the conscious choice to ignore your lover.
Use care with LOVE while driving.
For more information about LOVE, ask your doctor, healthcare professional, or pharmacist.
Jennifer Fritch’s work has most recently appeared in US1 Worksheets Volume 67, which has just been released in print. In addition, she recently won the Bucks County College Short Fiction Contest.